Top 10 Reasons Not to Attend a Family Reunion

1No one there is really interesting to talk to


2You will likely get picked on by relatives


3Too many conversations with older people


4People continuously compare you to your other relatives


5Too much bragging about others' successes


6It's not worth socializing with family members you rarely see


7You have much more important things to do


8You are actually concerned that you will be the party pooper


9You don't like the location of the reunion


10You don't like the food offered


11Little kids are annoying you on purpose


12No one pays attention to you


13It is boring


14It is too loud


15People party or talk until after midnight


16Everything that happens gets photographed or videoed


17You get roasted by the grown-ups


18People are doing weird stuff


19Sometimes there's not enough food


20Irresponsible grown-ups


21Everyone hogs the TV


22People are being disgusting


23Public diaper changing


24People fight over the song playlist


25Men are constantly drinking


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