Top 10 Best Yo Mama Jokes

1Yo mama so ugly she made onions cry

Yo mama so ugly she made onions cry


2Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved


3Yo mama so stupid when a burglar was stealing her T.V. she ran up to him and gave him the remote.

Yo mama so stupid when a burglar was stealing her T.V. she ran up to him and gave him the remote.


4Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money


5Yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch

Yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch


6Yo mama so fat, her pants size is Bitch lose some weight.


7Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired


8Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized


9Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing


10Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund


11Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car


12Yo mama so fat the phone company had to give her 2 area codes.


13Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction, go the other direction


14Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl


15Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.


16Yo mama so ugly she made Frankenstein the next top hit.


17Yo mama so ugly she made your dad gay.


18Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke at an orphanage


19Yo mama so old when i asked her her age, she died.


20Yo mama so ugly a picture of her fell off the wall


21Yo mama so dumb when she opened her phone and it said Sprint and she started running


22Yo moma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving


23Yo mama so stupid she went underwater with a pineapple to meet SpongeBob!


24Yo mama so fat she broke the family tree


25Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper


26Yo mama so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a 5 kill streak.


27Yo mama so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook


28Yo mama so hairy that you almost died of rug burn at birth.


29Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the Stairway to Heaven


30Yo mama so fat when Count Dracula sucked her blood, he got diabetes


31Yo mama so fat she makes Honey Boo Boo look hot.


32Yo mama so poor, a robber came and left her $20 and said "Be back later"


33Yo mama so weird she shoved a battery up her butt and yelled "I got the power!"


34Yo mama so dumb she tried to drown a fish


35Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Slender Man doesn't have eyes