1Yo mama so ugly she made onions cry
2Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
3Yo mama so stupid when a burglar was stealing her T.V. she ran up to him and gave him the remote.
4Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
5Yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch
6Yo mama so fat, her pants size is Bitch lose some weight.
7Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired
8Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
9Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
10Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
11Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
12Yo mama so fat the phone company had to give her 2 area codes.
13Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction, go the other direction
14Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl
15Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
16Yo mama so ugly she made Frankenstein the next top hit.
17Yo mama so ugly she made your dad gay.
18Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke at an orphanage
19Yo mama so old when i asked her her age, she died.
20Yo mama so ugly a picture of her fell off the wall
21Yo mama so dumb when she opened her phone and it said Sprint and she started running
22Yo moma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving
23Yo mama so stupid she went underwater with a pineapple to meet SpongeBob!
24Yo mama so fat she broke the family tree
25Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper
26Yo mama so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a 5 kill streak.
27Yo mama so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook
28Yo mama so hairy that you almost died of rug burn at birth.
29Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the Stairway to Heaven
30Yo mama so fat when Count Dracula sucked her blood, he got diabetes
31Yo mama so fat she makes Honey Boo Boo look hot.
32Yo mama so poor, a robber came and left her $20 and said "Be back later"
33Yo mama so weird she shoved a battery up her butt and yelled "I got the power!"
34Yo mama so dumb she tried to drown a fish
35Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Slender Man doesn't have eyes
