1"I am officially running for President of the United States."
2"I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
3"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese."
4"She does have a very nice figure, I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her"
5"I don't need anyone's money. That's nice...I'm REALLY rich."
6"My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"
7"I could shoot somebody and wouldn't lose any voters"
8"Grab her by the p****"
9"What's the difference between a wet raccoon and Donald J. Trumps hair? A wet raccoon doesn't have seven billion f****** dollars in the bank."
10'Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.'
11"Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."
12"You know, it doesn't really matter what the media write, as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."
13"I will build a Great Wall and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me"
14"I will never apologize for banning Muslims from entering America."
15"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me-consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."
16"I have a great relationship with the blacks. I have always had a great relationship with the blacks."
17"Look at my African American over here!"
18"They're bringing drugs, they're doing crime, they're rapists, and some I assume are good people."
19"I am the least racist person you will ever meet"
20"I don't repeat myself. I don't repeat myself"
21"I like people who weren't captured."
22"I am the least racist person you have ever met"
23"Nobody has more respect for women than me."
24"The laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother's womb on the ninth month. This needs to change"
25'Why are we having all these people from s***hole countries come here?'
26'You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her'¦ wherever.'
28"Wrong!"
29"I'm the President, you're not"
30"Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife?"
32"I always felt like I was in the military. I got more training militarily than a lot of the guys that go into the military."
33"Look at that face! Who would vote for that face?"
35"This is an island surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water."
