1Eh?
2We're extremely polite
3It's cold
4We all drink Tim Hortons
5We say a-boot, not about
6All that's watched is hockey
7There is only one road in Canada
8It's winter all year round
9We love maple syrup
10All we eat is Kraft dinner
11We ice skate or ski to work
12All we drink is beer
13We all listen to Rush
14We hate the U.S.
15It always snows
16We like Justin Beiber
17We wear toques all the time
18We always watch curling
19We have no telephones
20Tim Horton is our President
21We're all lumberjacks
22They say "supper" instead of "dinner"
23We all eat poutine
24Sled dogs are the main source of transportation
25We say pencil crayons (not colored pencils)
26We put maple syrup on everything
27If you scratch the maple leaf on a dollar bill, you will smell maple syrup
28We live in igloos
29We wear ugly wool sweaters
30We smoke a lot of dope
31We say zed not zee
32We have pet polar bears
33We ice-fish for food
34We are scared of the dark
35We think they have a better national anthem
