1Your parents have sex when you aren't around
2Your parents considered abortion at least once instead of having you
3Other kids are smarter, kinder, and better looking than you
4Your opportunities in life are limited
5Rated R movies are realistic
6Your parents don't know the answers to many of your questions
7They love your sibling more than you
8Their health isn't as good as they lead you to believe
9Your parents hate driving
10Your parents get scared too
11Your parents aren't actually the best people in the world
12One or both of your parents had bad secrets in their past.
13They use drugs
14Santa Claus isn't real
15They are the ones that give presents to you on Christmas
16Your parents have sex toys
17Your parents have sex when they take showers
18They have a favorite child
19You are not the strongest kid in the world
20They lose on purpose to make you feel better
21You are not the only child
22Some kids cartoons contain innuendo
