1Change is bad - Good Luck Charlie
2Fulfilling your dreams doesn't come with hard-work - Austin and Ally
3It's okay to be a spoiled brat - Jessie
4It's okay to cheat on your partner - Good Luck Charlie
5Pride comes with narcissism - Austin and Ally
6Your parents don't care about you - Good Luck Charlie
7Being anti-social is worth being made fun of - Jessie
8Love is easy to find - Good Luck Charlie
9Relationships last until you fight - Liv and Maddie
10Marry someone of the same sex - Good Luck Charlie
11If you like a film, jump into a storm with your girlfriend, and you'll suddenly get trapped in it, but whatever sing in it - Teen Beach Movie
12If you're pretty you'll get away from anything - A.N.T. Farm
13Use babies to get money - Good Luck Charlie
14Pedophilia is not disturbing - Jessie
15It's okay to cheat on your girlfriend and then milk your breakup with her in the vein of Cody Martin - The Suite Life on Deck
16It's okay to have fifty jobs but can't keep one of them - Austin and Ally
17You can have someone write your own songs - Austin and Ally
18Bullying is the only way - A.N.T Farm
19Being boy-crazy is normal - Gravity Falls
20It's okay to betray your friends and family - Andi Mack
21It's okay to make fun of dyslexia - Shake It Up
22Jake Paul is defensible - Bizaardvark
23Be grateful you have a boyfriend like Mason Greyback who will control your life and forget your dates - Wizards of Waverly Place
24The mean girl has every right to be racist and misandristic - ANT Farm
25You're dead meat if you don't want to date an obsessive stalker - Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures
26If you're a girly-girl, then you're a pris. If you're a tomboy, you're a douchebag. - Liv & Maddie
