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Top 10 Ways To Annoy Short People
Top 10 Ways to Annoy Short People
1
Get down on your knees and look at them eye-to-eye
2
Buy them items (chairs, tables, etc.) designed for kids
3
Say, "Can you reach that for me?"
4
Say, "How's the weather at that altitude?"
5
Dangle something above them if they ask you for something
6
Offer them piggyback rides
7
Say, "Come here," and when they are halfway there, ask, "Are you tired yet?"
8
Put your arm on them like an armrest
9
Ask if they need a booster seat when they go to sit down
10
Glance around as if you cannot see them when talking to them
11
Crane your neck down at them like a flamingo
12
Call them short
13
Call them an "oversized mouse"
14
Call them each of the Seven Dwarfs
15
Say, "I can't hear you from all the way down there"
16
Pat them on the head
17
Pick them up and say, "Now can you touch the top of that doorframe?"
18
Call them "fun-sized"
19
Put an elf hat on them
20
Call them Lucas
21
Ask them to get something from a high shelf
22
Stand next to them
23
Tiptoe over them and bend down, making them bend back
24
Tell them their neck must hurt from looking up all day
25
Measure them
26
Buy them mushrooms
27
Walk faster next to them using long strides
28
Ask them to hold something taller than them
29
Give them a kids' menu at restaurants
30
Say, "Where did you go?" when they're standing right in front of you
31
Call them a short stack
32
Call them Oli
33
Call them Oompa Loompa
34
Stand next to them and hold your hand above your head to compare heights
35
Call them vertically challenged
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Created: May 14, 2024
Topic:
Humor