Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Old Jokes

1Yo mama so old I told her to act her age and she died


2Yo mama so old, she watches the History Channel to see if she's on


3Yo mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off


4Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says, "Expired"


5Yo mama so old she rode dinosaurs to school


6Yo mama so old she farts dust


7Yo mama so old she still remembers what was going on in World War 2


8Yo mama so old she still thought White Castle burgers still cost a dime


9Yo mama so old she died 100 years ago


10Yo mama so old she was classmates with Jesus


11Yo mama so old she remembers 50 Cent when he was a penny


12Yo mama so old when she was in high school she didn't have history class


13Yo mama so old she owes Jesus a dollar


14Yo mama so old she remembers when the Gods had war


15Yo mama so old that when Jesus was a baby, God hired her to babysit


16Yo mama so old, she attend the wedding of Cleopatra and Julius Caesar


17Yo mama so old, when I asked her age she said I can't count that high


18Yo mama so old she had sex with George Washington


19Yo mama so old, her birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake


20Yo mama so old she's young


21Yo mama so old she sat behind Moses in kindergarten


22Yo mama so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark


23Yo mama so old she ran away to freedom with Harriet Tubman


24Yo mama so old her Social Security number is 1


25Yo mama so old she remembers when we had to use bus tokens to get on the bus


26Yo mama so old, she remembers Burger King when he was a prince


27Yo mama so old, her breast milk is powder


28Yo mama so old she used to babysit Yoda


29Yo mama so old she when God said let there be light she hit the switch


30Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper


31Yo mama so old, she went into an antiques auction and three people tried to bid on her


32Yo mama so old she was homies with Alexander the Great


33Yo mama so old, she owns the copyrights to Stonehenge


34Yo mama so old, she was there before God created the Earth


35Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in second grade