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Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Old Jokes

1Yo mama so old I told her to act her age and she died

2Yo mama so old, she watches the History Channel to see if she's on

3Yo mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off

4Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says, "Expired"

5Yo mama so old she rode dinosaurs to school

6Yo mama so old she farts dust

7Yo mama so old she still remembers what was going on in World War 2

8Yo mama so old she still thought White Castle burgers still cost a dime

9Yo mama so old she died 100 years ago

10Yo mama so old she was classmates with Jesus

11Yo mama so old she remembers 50 Cent when he was a penny

12Yo mama so old when she was in high school she didn't have history class

13Yo mama so old she owes Jesus a dollar

14Yo mama so old she remembers when the Gods had war

15Yo mama so old that when Jesus was a baby, God hired her to babysit

16Yo mama so old, she attend the wedding of Cleopatra and Julius Caesar

17Yo mama so old, when I asked her age she said I can't count that high

18Yo mama so old she had sex with George Washington

19Yo mama so old, her birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake

20Yo mama so old she's young

21Yo mama so old she sat behind Moses in kindergarten

22Yo mama so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark

23Yo mama so old she ran away to freedom with Harriet Tubman

24Yo mama so old her Social Security number is 1

25Yo mama so old she remembers when we had to use bus tokens to get on the bus

26Yo mama so old, she remembers Burger King when he was a prince

27Yo mama so old, her breast milk is powder

28Yo mama so old she used to babysit Yoda

29Yo mama so old she when God said let there be light she hit the switch

30Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper

31Yo mama so old, she went into an antiques auction and three people tried to bid on her

32Yo mama so old she was homies with Alexander the Great

33Yo mama so old, she owns the copyrights to Stonehenge

34Yo mama so old, she was there before God created the Earth

35Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in second grade

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Created: May 14, 2024

Topic: Humor