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Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Old Jokes
Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Old Jokes
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her age and she died
2
Yo mama so old, she watches the History Channel to see if she's on
3
Yo mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off
4
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says, "Expired"
5
Yo mama so old she rode dinosaurs to school
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Yo mama so old she farts dust
7
Yo mama so old she still remembers what was going on in World War 2
8
Yo mama so old she still thought White Castle burgers still cost a dime
9
Yo mama so old she died 100 years ago
10
Yo mama so old she was classmates with Jesus
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Yo mama so old she remembers 50 Cent when he was a penny
12
Yo mama so old when she was in high school she didn't have history class
13
Yo mama so old she owes Jesus a dollar
14
Yo mama so old she remembers when the Gods had war
15
Yo mama so old that when Jesus was a baby, God hired her to babysit
16
Yo mama so old, she attend the wedding of Cleopatra and Julius Caesar
17
Yo mama so old, when I asked her age she said I can't count that high
18
Yo mama so old she had sex with George Washington
19
Yo mama so old, her birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake
20
Yo mama so old she's young
21
Yo mama so old she sat behind Moses in kindergarten
22
Yo mama so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark
23
Yo mama so old she ran away to freedom with Harriet Tubman
24
Yo mama so old her Social Security number is 1
25
Yo mama so old she remembers when we had to use bus tokens to get on the bus
26
Yo mama so old, she remembers Burger King when he was a prince
27
Yo mama so old, her breast milk is powder
28
Yo mama so old she used to babysit Yoda
29
Yo mama so old she when God said let there be light she hit the switch
30
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper
31
Yo mama so old, she went into an antiques auction and three people tried to bid on her
32
Yo mama so old she was homies with Alexander the Great
33
Yo mama so old, she owns the copyrights to Stonehenge
34
Yo mama so old, she was there before God created the Earth
35
Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in second grade
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Created: May 14, 2024
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Humor