1Force them to take awkward family photos
2Force them to go to church
3Tell them Santa isn't real
4Force them to attend a party they don't care for
5Give them presents they don't care for
6Replace all the milk in the refrigerator with eggnog
7Intentionally do things that kids never like to see or do and make them get mad at you with the intent on making them seem "naughty" on the days before Christmas
8Tell kids to study for school next year
9Ruin Christmas carols by singing horribly
10Punish them for not liking certain gifts
11Make them wait for the parents to wake up to open Christmas presents
12Not set their kids straight about what's important and not important during Christmas time
13Ruin Christmas shopping by arguing with you nonstop about what to buy
14Force them to memorize the Bible on Xmas
15Not give them any presents
16Tell kids any favor they ask is part of their Christmas presents
17Get them in trouble for no reason during a Christmas party
18Threaten to take back gifts after the kid does something bad
19Disapprove of gifts their children got for Christmas
20Force them to watch a bad Christmas movie
21Make you sing along to embarrassing songs
22Makes them eat food they don't like
23Make kids wait until afternoon to open presents
24Make them stay inside and listen to Christmas choirs
26Travel to a hot and sunny place
27Act like Christmas isn't here
28Make them dress in black
