1"Oh my god! They killed Kenny!"
2Cartman's "Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home!"
3Butters Getting Grounded
4The Rednecks saying "They took our jobs!"
5Chef Singing
6I Learned Something Today Speech
7Randy Marsh's Alcoholism
8Kick the Baby!
9Canada and Canadians
10Liane Cartman's Promiscuity
11Cartman Singing
12Cartman's "Respect My Authoritah!"
14Butters Being Pranked by Cartman
15The Stupidity of the Adults
16Mr. Mackey's "M'kay!"
17Member Berries
18Stan Puking When Around Wendy
19Visitors
20Old Farmer
21Satan and Hell
22Cartman's Weight
23Fishsticks Joke
24"It's coming right for us!"
25Grandpa Marsh Wanting to Die
26Nathan saying "Shut up Mimsy!"
27Shelly Calling Everyone "Turds"