Worst Insults Ever

1I know you are but what am I?


2You're dumb!


3I don't like your pencil.


4(Has the same shirt as you) Your shirt's stupid!


5You don't like school. Ha Ha!


6You're a nerd.


7I'm better than you! I can find the spacebar!


8A hobo calls you poor.


9Your dad told me you should have been a wank


10After they saw your face, they signed Quasimodo as a model


11You're such a pain in the gluteus maximus


12Yo momma!


13Buttface


14Loser


15You're Gay


16You play like a girl


17Well at least I'm better than you.


18Remembering you is like throwing up


19Did the short bus drop you off?


20Your a self-obsessed weasel!


21You're a tenth of 1% as gross as Justin Bieber


22I'd Rather Listen to Nicki Minaj Than Look at You


23You're so ugly you have to wear makeup


24You suck


25Poop thinks you stink


26You smell like a zoo


27Roses are red violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo


28I have a gameboy and you have a Wii U ha ha!


29You and your family should die in a fire


30You look like you were born in a car accident.


31You are poop!


32You're so slow my crappy internet is faster than you


33If I put your brain in a bird it would fly backwards


34You're so fat, I wouldn't mistake you for a elephant


35You eat poo