1Christmas music
2Christmas songs in November
4Christmas adverts in summer
6Christmas decorations in August
7Santa isn't real
8He sees you when you're sleeping... he knows when you're awake...
9You have to kill a tree
10Spoiled brats
11Not getting what you really want
13Forgetting it wasn't originally a Christian holiday
14You have to put up all those decorations that no one appreciates and take them back down
15People brag if they get something you really wanted that you didn't get
16After Christmas letdown
17Fake Santas everywhere
19Not putting Christ in Christmas
20People start preparing and talking about it loads in November
24No school
25Eating and buying fruitcake
28Not having a party to go to
29Winter weather
30Having to go to church with your school
31Spending loads of money
32Giving underwear as a legitimate gift
33All the best video games get released in November and late October
34Shops constantly bragging about sales
35Forgetting Santa Claus was originally Father Christmas
