Top Ten Signs You are in Need of Friends

1Often or every time you try to choose a table to join in at lunch, people beside you or everyone moves away from you.

2When you get angry or p****d off, they either smirk or laugh.

3Every time you try to join in a conversation, they tell you to "F***k off."

4You don't have or use Facebook

5Every time you tell someone what you did was awesome, no one is impressed and said they did that better.

6You love fictional characters more than people you meet.

7The only events people bring up that happened to you are the worst, embarrassing and down right sad moments.

8You're never invited to any awesome parties at someone's birthday and you don't even plan any parties at your birthday.

9You can entertain, amuse and awe people on the internet

10You talk to yourself

11You always forgive them for what they did, but now that you're the one wrong, you say sorry but they don't forgive you.

12You are often bullied or humiliated by other people

13You don't get along well with others

14You're nice to other people, but they give you dirty looks and are mean to you

15You often think of suicide

16You're depressed all the time

17You feel so lonely you could die