1Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
2Yo mama so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
3Yo mama so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
4Yo mama so fat, she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled, "Taxi!"
5Yo mama so fat, she broke your family tree.
6Yo mama so fat, she got arrested at the airport for having ten pounds of crack.
7Yo mama so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
8Yo mama so fat, Mount Everest tried to climb her.
9Yo mama so fat, when she goes swimming, the whales start singing, "We are Family."
10Yo mama so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
11Yo mama so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
12Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and popped Skittles out.
13Yo mama so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller.
14Yo mama so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says, "To be continued."
15Yo mama so fat, her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
16Yo mama so fat, her stomach gets home 15 minutes before she does.
17Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need the internet. She's already worldwide.
18Yo mama so fat, a truck hit her and she said, "Hey, who threw that rock?"
19Yo mama so fat, she uses the Great Wall of China as a belt.
20Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he told your mama to move.
21Yo mama so fat, when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
22Yo mama so fat, even Kirby can't suck her in.
23Yo mama so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
24Yo mama so fat, she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
25Yo mama so fat, Weight Watchers said, "I give up."
26Yo mama so fat, the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
27Yo mama so fat, when she dances at a concert, the whole band skips.
28Yo mama so fat, she leaves footsteps in concrete.
29Yo mam's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters
30Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes Chicago, New York, L.A.
31Yo mama so fat, she fell in a whirlpool and got stuck.
32Yo mama so fat, her shirts come in three sizes: Large, Extra Large, and OH MY GOD, IT'S COMING!
33Yo mama so fat, she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
34Yo mama so fat, she left the house in high heels and came back with flip-flops.
35Yo mama is so fat when I said release the Kraken, your mom came
