Top Ten Most Annoying Things Girlfriends Do

1Force you to talk on the phone


2Go on and on about stuff you don't care about


3Try to get you to go to concerts for artists you don't like


4Force you to sit on her couch and watch her sing songs into a hairbrush


5Take your virginity, tell you that she loves you, then break up with you


6Cry if you don't say hi to her


7Try to get your attention and throw a tantrum if you don't give it


8Try to make out with you in front of coworkers


9Ask you out of nowhere to marry her


10Complain about how fat she is


11Force you to watch movies you won't like


12Not let you watch porn


13Make you listen to music you don't like


14Talk about her ex


15Dump you


16Cheat on you


17Nag you over everything


18Be mean to your friends


19Accuse you of cheating


20Talk during sex


21Only notice when you want sex


22Brag about you to her friends


23Call you embarrassing nicknames


24Be overly possessive


25Making assumptions and come to conclusions when she hardly knows anything yet


26Tell her friends to back off