Top Ten Ways to Annoy a Conservative
1Play the Rainbow Road Level in Mario Kart
2Teach Them 7th Grade Biology
3Ask If They Think the Earth is Flat
4Tell Them that They Lost the Civil War
5Say that Ronald Reagan Was Liberal
6Diss Fox News
7Play "Highway to Hell" Really Loud on a Radio
8Read the First Amendment to Them
9Tell Them that They'd Look Good in a Hijab
10Kiss Someone of the Same Sex in Front of Them
11Start a Religious Flame War
12Give Money to the Poor
13Have a Threesome
14Become an Atheist
