1You think kids in high school dress like morons
2You always have a water bottle with you
3You pick up ice cubes instead of kicking them under the fridge
4You care about your credit score
5Getting stuff in the mail is rarely a good thing
6You fill your gas tank until it is full instead of until you run out of money
7You limit your alcohol consumption based on how you'll feel the next day
9You think modern slang sounds totally stupid
10You look forward to Saturday morning more than Friday night
11You get called sir or ma'am by someone who isn't being ironic
