Top 10 Worst Things to Say to Her on a Date

1Excuse me, my girlfriend is calling

2Let's have sex!

3Did you fart?

4Do you like porn?

5Can I touch your boobs?

6How about we meet next at my wife's funeral? She's still alive.

7After dinner to you want to go my wife's house

8Maybe try to lose that weight...

9I'll show you my wife and kids tomorrow

10Hey, I know where you can get a cheap abortion

11He-e-e-e-e-e-e-ey, sexy lady! Op- op- op- oppan Gangnam Style!

12All that I told you on the phone is a lie.

13But first, let me take a selfie

14I am only on a date with you to get in bed with your friend

15You pay for the dinner

16Can I give you a spanking?

17Look at that stripper

18Can I marry your mom?

19I wanna lick you

20Get breast implants

21Nice boobs

22Oops, forgot my pants

23Do you see that woman over there? Yeah, she's my wife. Do you want to meet her?

24Put on some makeup

25Sorry I'm late, my wife has been having an affair on me.

26Are you going to eat that

27Are you a man or a woman?

28I just wanna say I was dared to go out with you but I'm actually having a good time so let's put that behind us

29You have bad breath

30I invited my mom, is that ok?

31I am a Nazi

32If you were a booger I'd pick you first

33Dora the Explorer is hotter than you

34I hate your mom

35Why do you wear a bra if you don't have boobs?