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Top 10 Worst Things To Say To Her On A Date
Top 10 Worst Things to Say to Her on a Date
1
Excuse me, my girlfriend is calling
2
Let's have sex!
3
Did you fart?
4
Do you like porn?
5
Can I touch your boobs?
6
How about we meet next at my wife's funeral? She's still alive.
7
After dinner to you want to go my wife's house
8
Maybe try to lose that weight...
9
I'll show you my wife and kids tomorrow
10
Hey, I know where you can get a cheap abortion
11
He-e-e-e-e-e-e-ey, sexy lady! Op- op- op- oppan Gangnam Style!
12
All that I told you on the phone is a lie.
13
But first, let me take a selfie
14
I am only on a date with you to get in bed with your friend
15
You pay for the dinner
16
Can I give you a spanking?
17
Look at that stripper
18
Can I marry your mom?
19
I wanna lick you
20
Get breast implants
21
Nice boobs
22
Oops, forgot my pants
23
Do you see that woman over there? Yeah, she's my wife. Do you want to meet her?
24
Put on some makeup
25
Sorry I'm late, my wife has been having an affair on me.
26
Are you going to eat that
27
Are you a man or a woman?
28
I just wanna say I was dared to go out with you but I'm actually having a good time so let's put that behind us
29
You have bad breath
30
I invited my mom, is that ok?
31
I am a Nazi
32
If you were a booger I'd pick you first
33
Dora the Explorer is hotter than you
34
I hate your mom
35
Why do you wear a bra if you don't have boobs?
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Created: May 15, 2024
Topic:
Relationships