Top 10 Worst Things to Say to Her on a Date

1Excuse me, my girlfriend is calling


2Let's have sex!


3Did you fart?


4Do you like porn?


5Can I touch your boobs?


6How about we meet next at my wife's funeral? She's still alive.


7After dinner to you want to go my wife's house


8Maybe try to lose that weight...


9I'll show you my wife and kids tomorrow


10Hey, I know where you can get a cheap abortion


11He-e-e-e-e-e-e-ey, sexy lady! Op- op- op- oppan Gangnam Style!


12All that I told you on the phone is a lie.


13But first, let me take a selfie


14I am only on a date with you to get in bed with your friend


15You pay for the dinner


16Can I give you a spanking?


17Look at that stripper


18Can I marry your mom?


19I wanna lick you


20Get breast implants


21Nice boobs


22Oops, forgot my pants


23Do you see that woman over there? Yeah, she's my wife. Do you want to meet her?


24Put on some makeup


25Sorry I'm late, my wife has been having an affair on me.


26Are you going to eat that


27Are you a man or a woman?


28I just wanna say I was dared to go out with you but I'm actually having a good time so let's put that behind us


29You have bad breath


30I invited my mom, is that ok?


31I am a Nazi


32If you were a booger I'd pick you first


33Dora the Explorer is hotter than you


34I hate your mom


35Why do you wear a bra if you don't have boobs?