Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die
1Telling your parents 'I'M GONNA BE SOMEBODY!!' then getting hit by a bus
2Dying whilst making a list of the 'Top 10 funniest ways to die'
3Going through a McDonald's drive through and order 10 burgers 20 fries and take the fries and shove them up your nose and say woogleboogle and drive straight into a pole.
4Accidently beating yourself up
5Jumping off a skyscraper, then being sniped midway
6Being machine gunned to death by a cheesecake
7Attempting to poop but head explodes due to too much pressure
8The funniest way to die is by laughing, of course
9About to snipe someone on Call of Duty and being sniped at the same time in real life
10Hard crotch kick
11Dividing 0 by 0 on a calculator, which creates a black hole you get sucked in where Justin Beiber is the best singer in the new universe and you commit suicide.
12Choking on oxygen.
13Being hit by a car, then whilst in the air, hitting another car.
14Having a huge rant about how odd it is someone dying from swine flu, then dying from swine flu
15Being Allergic to Cuteness and Then Buying an Ugly Cat for It to Have Babies That Are the Cutest Thing On Earth, Finding You Don't Really Have an Allergy and Being Mauled to Death by the Cats.
16Falling from the chair
17Avalanche of naked girls
18Doing the Worm Off a Cliff
19Firing a minigun from the wrong end
20Making a top ten list of this while dying
21Being Justin Bieber and getting eaten by rabid teenage boys
