1Drive slow & see our city. Drive fast & see our jail.
2You'll Never Get to Work on Time Haha!!
3Don't drink and drive. You will only spill it.
4Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention
525mph Pee Limit
6Always Open: Closed
7PLEASE BE SAFE. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.
8Welcome to DULL. Paired with Boring, Oregon, USA. Drive Safely
9Welcome to Accident
10If you hit this sign, you will hit that bridge
11BEWARE! Wild Animals/Children
12No Signs Allowed
13TOUCHING
WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH. $200 FINE. Newcastle Tramway Authority
14Slow Children at Play. Hunting with Shotgun Only
15Emergency Phone: 174 kilometers ahead
16Welcome to Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!
17Chiropractic Clinic HEALTH WARNING!!! When the Aliens land, they may eat the FAT humans first!
18Entering Dildo
19Drunken People Crossing
20! Sudden Gunfire
21Don't Let Worries Kill You. Let The Church Help
22WARNING! Feed A Pigeon, Lose A Finger
23Drive
Carefully. Hospital 250 km ahead
24Caution. This Sign Has Sharp Edges. Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign. Also, the Bridge is Out Ahead
25Welcome to INTERCOURSE. Lancaster county, Pennsylvania
26Your in America. Speak English.
27Baby Changing Station. Max. Weight Limit: 250 lb.
28Welcome to Boring, Oregon
29Drive Carefully. No
Hospital. 3 Cemeteries
30Parking Lot Under Police Surveillance. San Antonio Park Police. Do Not Leave Valuables In Vehicle
31Any persons except players caught collecting golf balls will be prosecuted and have their balls removed
32Butt Drugs, Inc.
33Dumb Woman's Lane
34Wash & Vacuum Senior
Citizens $15.95
35Ragged Ass Rd
