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Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Poor Jokes
Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Poor Jokes
1
Yo mama so poor, her T.V. has two channels: ON and OFF.
2
Yo mama so poor, I swatted a firefly and she said, "Who turned off the lights?"
3
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention
4
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
5
Yo mama so poor when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on I said "I think you lost a shoe" but she goes "nah I found one"
6
Yo mama so poor I visited her trailer and two cockroaches tripped me and a rat tried to steal my wallet
7
Yo mama so poor that when I stayed for dinner there were three beans on the table. I took one and she said don't be greedy.
8
Yo mama so poor that when she saw a take a penny tray she said, I can't afford that
9
Yo mama so poor, I saw her moving cans around in an alley, asked what she was doing, and she said, remodeling.
10
Yo mama so poor, she goes to KFC to lick people's fingers
11
Yo mama so poor she couldn't afford a condom and gave birth to you.
12
Yo mama so poor, I saw her banging on a trash can, asked what she was doing, and she said, "My kids locked me out."
13
Yo mama so poor she hangs the used toilet paper out to dry
14
Yo mama so poor she went McDonalds for free wifi
15
Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her
16
Yo mama so poor, when I spat on floor she jumped and yelled "swimming pool"
17
Yo mama so poor she has to wash paper plates
18
Yo mama so poor she can't even afford to go to the free clinic
19
Yo mama so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list
20
Yo mama so poor, her address is This Side Up.
21
Yo mama so poor that on Christmas Day, your family watched a video of other kids opening presents.
22
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush
23
Yo mama so poor she had to squeeze her own milk out for her children to have cereal
24
Yo mama so poor I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence
25
Yo mama so poor, she steals air from a bum
26
Yo mama so poor she died
27
Yo mama so poor, I asked what was for dinner and she cocked a shotgun and said, "Next one who moves."
28
Yo mama so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs, and she screamed, "Who's tearing down the drapes!"
29
Yo mama so poor, her Welcome mat doesn't say Welcome; it says Welfare.
30
Yo mama so poor the building society repossessed her cardboard box
31
Yo mama so poor that she when the guy at McDonald's gave her 15 cents back she yelled, "It's Treasure!"
32
Yo mama so poor, she steals oranges from people's trees, eats the fruit, and uses the skin for a bra.
33
Yo mama so poor she opened a Gmail account so she could eat the spam
34
Yo mama so poor she tried to steal a free sample
35
Yo mama so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked what she was doing and she said moving
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Created: May 14, 2024
Topic:
Humor