Worst Lines of Dialogue from SpongeBob SquarePants

1"Gary! You put Puffy Fluffy down right now!" - Spongebob, A Pal for Gary

"Gary! You put Puffy Fluffy down right now!" - Spongebob, A Pal for Gary


2"I've been doing some calculating and it turns out that I'll save a whole nickel if I cut your salary completely." - Mr. Krabs, Spongebob, You're Fired.


3"I guess crying does solve your problems after all." - Spongebob, Stuck in the wringer.


4"Being unemployed is the best gig!" - Patrick, Spongebob, you're FIred


5"it's not your body that's the problem. It's your heart." - Villager, Stuck in the Wringer


6"You can't always expect my usual stupidity. I like to mix it up. Keep you on your toes" - Patrick, The Card


7Now you're stuck FOREVER! - Patrick "Stuck in the Wringer


8HELP? I've think you've helped quite enough today. - Mr Krabs to Spongebob & Spongebob to Patrick, Stuck in the Wringer


9"Go away, cheese head! Can't you see I'm trying to get run over!" - Plankton, One Coarse Meal


10"Haven't you learned anything about sharing?" - Patrick, Your's, Mine, and Mine


11"I don't care, this is so worth it!" - Little Yellow Book


12"Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts!" - Spongebob, Boat Smarts


13"Why are you still alive!" - Mrs.Puff, Demolition Doofus


14Now I have a captive audience! - Choir Boys


15"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" Patrick, Band Geeks

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" Patrick, Band Geeks


16"I'm sorry, Plankton, but that flies in the face of my good nature". - Spongebob, One Coarse Meal


17"Really, he's a mess!" - Mr. Krabs, One Coarse Meal


18Tummy want more - Patrick, Smooth Jazz at Bikini Bottom


19Cook me up a Krabby Patty...with good old Fifi! - Patrick


20"Now that's what I call a Viking-sized adventure!" - Spongebob, Dear Vikings


21"There appears to be a little bit of swelling. This garbage compress should help that go down." - Patrick, "The Splinter"


22How pathetic. - Patrick, Dumped


23boom-boom-itis" -Purple Doctorfish, Squid Baby, and "Severe-oral-report-itis"-Sandy, Oral Report - Tie between "Head - go


24"Zzbbb.....more cards..." Mermaid Man, The Card


25"You ruined my free toy!" - SpongeBob, Waiting


26"I can't seem to get happy, maybe this will help." Squidward - Are You Happy Now?


27"And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!" SpongeBob - Band Geeks

"And it


28"CHOCOLATE!" Tom - Chocolate with Nuts

"CHOCOLATE!" Tom - Chocolate with Nuts


29"Would you get out of here?" "I doubt it." - Squidward and Patrick, Tentacle-Vision