1"Gary! You put Puffy Fluffy down right now!" - Spongebob, A Pal for Gary
2"I've been doing some calculating and it turns out that I'll save a whole nickel if I cut your salary completely." - Mr. Krabs, Spongebob, You're Fired.
3"I guess crying does solve your problems after all." - Spongebob, Stuck in the wringer.
4"Being unemployed is the best gig!" - Patrick, Spongebob, you're FIred
5"it's not your body that's the problem. It's your heart." - Villager, Stuck in the Wringer
6"You can't always expect my usual stupidity. I like to mix it up. Keep you on your toes" - Patrick, The Card
7Now you're stuck FOREVER! - Patrick "Stuck in the Wringer
8HELP? I've think you've helped quite enough today. - Mr Krabs to Spongebob & Spongebob to Patrick, Stuck in the Wringer
9"Go away, cheese head! Can't you see I'm trying to get run over!" - Plankton, One Coarse Meal
10"Haven't you learned anything about sharing?" - Patrick, Your's, Mine, and Mine
11"I don't care, this is so worth it!" - Little Yellow Book
12"Looks like you guys forgot your boat smarts!" - Spongebob, Boat Smarts
13"Why are you still alive!" - Mrs.Puff, Demolition Doofus
14Now I have a captive audience! - Choir Boys
15"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" Patrick, Band Geeks
16"I'm sorry, Plankton, but that flies in the face of my good nature". - Spongebob, One Coarse Meal
17"Really, he's a mess!" - Mr. Krabs, One Coarse Meal
18Tummy want more - Patrick, Smooth Jazz at Bikini Bottom
19Cook me up a Krabby Patty...with good old Fifi! - Patrick
20"Now that's what I call a Viking-sized adventure!" - Spongebob, Dear Vikings
21"There appears to be a little bit of swelling. This garbage compress should help that go down." - Patrick, "The Splinter"
22How pathetic. - Patrick, Dumped
23boom-boom-itis" -Purple Doctorfish, Squid Baby, and "Severe-oral-report-itis"-Sandy, Oral Report - Tie between "Head - go
24"Zzbbb.....more cards..." Mermaid Man, The Card
25"You ruined my free toy!" - SpongeBob, Waiting
26"I can't seem to get happy, maybe this will help." Squidward - Are You Happy Now?
27"And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!" SpongeBob - Band Geeks
28"CHOCOLATE!" Tom - Chocolate with Nuts
29"Would you get out of here?" "I doubt it." - Squidward and Patrick, Tentacle-Vision