Top Ten Ways to Improve the United States

1Stop violence


2Donate more money to charities and to the poor


3Find ways to stop global warming


4Provide more opportunities


5Ban guns


6Stop racism


7Ban republicans


8Become a feminist


9Enact Medicare for All


10Help more people attend college


11Decrease deforestation


12Impeach Donald Trump


13Give men and women equal rights


14Be more generous


15Stop climate change denial


16Recycle


17Use electricity wisely


18Kick California out


19Kick Florida out


20Get rid of pollution


21Restrict plastic


22Have a Military Junta


23Smaller government


24Like Trump


25Reinstate the draft as a punishment


26Stop obesity


27Tackle depression


28Embrace socialism


29Stop being addicted to phones


30Abolish separation of state and church


31Kick New England out


32Vote straight-ticket Democrat


33Use the metric system


34Ban hate groups


35Ban SJWs