Top Ten Ways to Get Kicked Out of an Amusement Park

1Smuggle in fireworks, and light them in the middle of the park. Right before they go off, yell "Death To (Country Park Is In)!"

Smuggle in fireworks, and light them in the middle of the park. Right before they go off, yell "Death To (Country Park Is In)!"


2Once you enter the park, pull out a tranquilizer gun, and shoot the people who want to take your picture once you enter with it.


3Once you get into a roller coaster, smuggle rocks on (the bigger, the better), and start to throw them at people walking around.


4Before you leave, put pennies down at one of the roller coaster tracks.

Before you leave, put pennies down at one of the roller coaster tracks.


5Run a vehicle of some sort into a track


6Walk into one of the gift shops, and begin to spray paint all the merchandise.


7Whilst in a long line, bring a torch with you, and threaten to burn anyone who doesn't let you cut them.

Whilst in a long line, bring a torch with you, and threaten to burn anyone who doesn


8Smuggle gum into the park. Then, chew the gum for just a little bit, and start to stick it on the roller coasters.


9Put large amounts of acid in a wave pool


10Abuse one of the mascots by doing physical damage to them.


11Film on a roller coaster


12Scream ALLAHU AKBAR during a ride


13Watch porn and masturbate


14Eat poop in front of everyone


15Beat up all the mascots in the park


16Bring Godzilla in the park

Bring Godzilla in the park


17Strip off all your clothes


18Bring in every single illegal drug in the park and sell it to the mascots

Bring in every single illegal drug in the park and sell it to the mascots


19Twerk

Twerk


20Take Beer on a Boat Ride and pour it in the water


21Purposely drop your hat over a fence the climb it while videotaping yourself


22Beat up park employee for declining you from riding a roller coaster


23Bringing Trump to the park and hurt all the Mexicans

Bringing Trump to the park and hurt all the Mexicans


24Throw a ball at all the mascots

Throw a ball at all the mascots


25Put a middle finger to the on ride camera then demand to get that picture for free after the ride


26Go on a ride for under 5, break the seat.


27Make a bomb threat


28Act like a wild animal


29Burn everything with a flamethower

Burn everything with a flamethower


30Assault little kids

Assault little kids


31Bring a gun to the park

Bring a gun to the park


32Cut In Line


33Stand up on a ride while it's in motion


34Make inappropriate gestures


35Abuse the employees