Top Ten Stupid and Funny Labels That Have Actually Been Put On Products

1"Wearing of this garment does not enable flight" on a Superman costume


2"Warning: Nuts" on peanuts


3"Do not attempt to swallow" on mattress


4"Not for underwater use" on toaster


5"Do not turn upside-down" on THE BASE of a tiramisu box


6"Keep out of children" on kitchen knife


7"Assembly required" on jigsaw puzzle


8"This product not intended for use as a dental drill" on an electric rotary tool


9"Poisonous" on rat poison


10"WARNING! Uneven Surface" on stairs


11"Warning: Do not attempt to install if drunk, pregnant, or both. Do not eat antenna. Do not throw antenna at spouse."


12"Do not use on children" on a blowtorch


13"Warning: May Cause Drowsiness" on sleeping pills


14On alcohol: You will get drunk when you use this product for its intended purpose


15"Product will be hot after heating" on bread pudding


16"Do not put pets inside" on a microwave


17"Do not break" on glass window


18"Only for use in water" on canoe


19"No dolphin included" on tuna fish can


20"Contains Wheat" on Wheat Thins


21"May Poison Food" on nutcracker


22"Remove Child Before Wash" on T-shirt


23"Contains fish" on sardines can


24"No Artificial Colours" On Nestlé Smarties


25"Do not put in water" on a toaster


26"To protect form bitting of masquitos" on a mosquito net