1You obsess over every anime ever created
2You look at hentai and have a fetish for it
4You live in your mom's basement
5When chatting on the Internet, you use the terms "kawaii" or "desu" over 5 times in one comment
6You do cosplay even though you're an adult
7You pretend you know Japanese even though you're really just making fun of the language
9You haven't seen natural sunlight for over a week
10You like ramen and Pocky solely because they are Japanese
11You talk about literally nothing but anime
12You look down on Western culture
13You hate on English dubs
14You abuse the word "baka"
16You only like Japanese entertainment
17You watch Boku No Pico.
18You treat anything from Japan like a gift from Jesus
20You say Animes are not cartoons
21You want live in Japan.
23You only listen to J-Music
24You listen to "Turning Japanese"
25You know how to read Manga.
26You only watch Japanese shows.
27You can name every Pokemon.
28You want to be a Samurai
29You think western cartoons are either kiddy, or cliched
30Your diet is Japanese food.
31You can name every VOCALOID
32You probably like dan and phil
33You own a Samurai Sword.
34You watched Super Duper Sumos
35You want to marry an anime character