Top Ten Signs You're a Weeaboo

1You obsess over every anime ever created

You obsess over every anime ever created


2You look at hentai and have a fetish for it


3You own a body pillow


4You live in your mom's basement


5When chatting on the Internet, you use the terms "kawaii" or "desu" over 5 times in one comment


6You do cosplay even though you're an adult


7You pretend you know Japanese even though you're really just making fun of the language


8You use 4chan


9You haven't seen natural sunlight for over a week


10You like ramen and Pocky solely because they are Japanese


11You talk about literally nothing but anime


12You look down on Western culture


13You hate on English dubs


14You abuse the word "baka"


15You type "uwu"


16You only like Japanese entertainment


17You watch Boku No Pico.

You watch Boku No Pico.


18You treat anything from Japan like a gift from Jesus

You treat anything from Japan like a gift from Jesus


19You are a Japanese


20You say Animes are not cartoons


21You want live in Japan.


22You own chopsticks.


23You only listen to J-Music


24You listen to "Turning Japanese"


25You know how to read Manga.


26You only watch Japanese shows.


27You can name every Pokemon.


28You want to be a Samurai


29You think western cartoons are either kiddy, or cliched


30Your diet is Japanese food.


31You can name every VOCALOID


32You probably like dan and phil


33You own a Samurai Sword.


34You watched Super Duper Sumos

You watched Super Duper Sumos


35You want to marry an anime character

You want to marry an anime character