Top Ten Quotes from Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls
1Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram
2Pain is hilarious!
3It's funny how dumb you are
4This party never stops! Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside down and I reign supreme. Welcome one and all; to Weirdmaggedon!
5Hey, want to here my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHHHHH!
6Here, have a head that's always screaming
7I'm going to drink it like a human
8A.X.O.L.O.T.L., MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN, I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I MAY RETURN! STANLEY!!!!!
9You are smart. Especially the fat one
10Ahhhh, my eye! Do you have any idea how long that takes to grow back??!!
11Deer teeth! For you, kid!
12How 'bout I reverse the functions of every hole on your face
13I'll hold my horses. I'll hold them. You monster
14I'm always watching you
15Once I get my hands on you, I'll disassemble your molecules!
16Maybe not right now, but things change stanford pines, things.... Change...
17I have some children I gotta make into corpses!
18Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE
19We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, oh, I know we'll meet again some sunny day!
20Buy gold, buy
21Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me.
22Gravity Falls, It is Good to Be Back
23For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!
24I think I know a guy!!
25Oh no it's Bill. Right? Isn't that what you're all thinking? Hey Gideon, why aren't you dancing? Chop chop, huh?
26Man, it's been so long since I've inhabited a body!
27I'm watching you nerds
28Eenie meenie miney... YOU!
29Well, well, well, well, well, well, well-well-well-well-well! Aren't you a sight for sore eye! Stanford Filbrick Pines, my old pal!
30YOU! You can't even imagine what you just cost me! Do you have any idea what I'm like, WHEN I'M MAD!?
31Hi is this pizza? No this is a telephone! I beg to differ! Wait....this is a time vortex not a pizza!
32Sure I am what's your point?
33Pinetree
34Hey achilles, nice work with the heel!
35Well, well, well, and here I thought this day couldn't get any better!