Top Ten Quotes from Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls

1Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram


2Pain is hilarious!


3It's funny how dumb you are


4This party never stops! Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside down and I reign supreme. Welcome one and all; to Weirdmaggedon!


5Hey, want to here my impression of you in about 3 seconds? AHHHHH!


6Here, have a head that's always screaming


7I'm going to drink it like a human


8A.X.O.L.O.T.L., MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN, I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I MAY RETURN! STANLEY!!!!!


9You are smart. Especially the fat one


10Ahhhh, my eye! Do you have any idea how long that takes to grow back??!!


11Deer teeth! For you, kid!


12How 'bout I reverse the functions of every hole on your face


13I'll hold my horses. I'll hold them. You monster


14I'm always watching you


15Once I get my hands on you, I'll disassemble your molecules!


16Maybe not right now, but things change stanford pines, things.... Change...


17I have some children I gotta make into corpses!


18Remember the universe is a hologram, reality is a illusion, buy gold BYEE


19We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, oh, I know we'll meet again some sunny day!


20Buy gold, buy


21Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me.


22Gravity Falls, It is Good to Be Back


23For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!


24I think I know a guy!!


25Oh no it's Bill. Right? Isn't that what you're all thinking? Hey Gideon, why aren't you dancing? Chop chop, huh?


26Man, it's been so long since I've inhabited a body!


27I'm watching you nerds


28Eenie meenie miney... YOU!


29Well, well, well, well, well, well, well-well-well-well-well! Aren't you a sight for sore eye! Stanford Filbrick Pines, my old pal!


30YOU! You can't even imagine what you just cost me! Do you have any idea what I'?m like, WHEN I'?M MAD!?


31Hi is this pizza? No this is a telephone! I beg to differ! Wait....this is a time vortex not a pizza!


32Sure I am what'?s your point?


33Pinetree


34Hey achilles, nice work with the heel!


35Well, well, well, and here I thought this day couldn't get any better!