1We do our business in your mouth
2The more you play with it, the harder it gets
3Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention
4I shoot people and pets
5Tired of being fat and ugly? Just be ugly!
6I take a sheet in the pool
7Students turn us on
8Our day starts when yours ends
9Spring is coming! I'm so excited I wet my plants.
10Your crap is my bread and butter
11When the Aliens land, they may eat the FAT humans first!
12F*** Her Right in the P****
14We Touch The Ones You Care About The Most
15Can't live without spunk
16Have you ripped a big one lately
17You probably didn't buy it
19Stroking to Please
20Family Owned. Shut up! no you shut up!
22Good food makes good food
23Real fruit from Real people