Top Ten Funniest Slogan Fails

1We do our business in your mouth

We do our business in your mouth


2The more you play with it, the harder it gets

The more you play with it, the harder it gets


3Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention

Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention


4I shoot people and pets

I shoot people and pets


5Tired of being fat and ugly? Just be ugly!

Tired of being fat and ugly? Just be ugly!


6I take a sheet in the pool

I take a sheet in the pool


7Students turn us on

Students turn us on


8Our day starts when yours ends

Our day starts when yours ends


9Spring is coming! I'm so excited I wet my plants.

Spring is coming! I


10Your crap is my bread and butter

Your crap is my bread and butter


11When the Aliens land, they may eat the FAT humans first!

When the Aliens land, they may eat the FAT humans first!


12F*** Her Right in the P****


13Touching Is Good


14We Touch The Ones You Care About The Most


15Can't live without spunk


16Have you ripped a big one lately


17You probably didn't buy it

You probably didn


18Chum is Fum


19Stroking to Please

Stroking to Please


20Family Owned. Shut up! no you shut up!

Family Owned. Shut up! no you shut up!


21Black Olives Matter


22Good food makes good food


23Real fruit from Real people