1Santa Claus is a stalker
2Reindeer can't fly
3Despite the name, Christmas has almost nothing to do with Jesus Christ
4Children are welcoming a burglar into their house
5Thanksgiving is in vain
6You worship your Christmas tree
7More people are depressed than happy
8The whole "mistletoe" thing
9Winter symbolizes death
10It's impossible for any species to have glowing noses
11In the long run, being naughty or nice doesn't really matter
12Santa's Elves are forced into slave labor
13In recent years, it's been suggested that "Baby It's Cold Outside" is about a guy drugging his girlfriend
14Everyone says "giving is better than getting"
15Santa Claus has the same characteristics as God
16Christmas pickle
17Hanukkah is almost completely disregarded
18Those weird people who paint their pumpkins into snowmen
19Wishing someone a "Merry Christmas"
20Thanksgiving is not a time to give thanks
21There are so many holidays in December and November
22No one ever cares about the elves
23Giving away cookies and milk
24Everyone says giving is better than getting, but they never mean it
25People hate one of the best foods, fruit cake
26People thinking Hanukkah is a version of Christmas
27Most of the world doesn't have Thanksgiving
28Boxing day doesn't mean boxing
29The Southern hemisphere has a summer Christmas
