Top 10 Ways Santa Claus Could Possibly Die
1Falling off his sled mid air
2Old age
3Stuck in the chimney
4Food poisoning
5Obesity related illness
6Diabetes
7Stabbed to death by his elves
8Choking on the cookies
9Heart attack
10Burnt in a chimney
11Impaled by one of his reindeer
12Shot down by the military
13Mauled by a polar bear
