Top 10 Reasons Why Disneyland is Not the Happiest Place on Earth

1Half the people don't look happy


2Overpriced items


3The people stink there


4It's too crowded


5The lines, lines, lines


6It's hot and humid all the time


7People make you uncomfortable by touching you and pushing you


8People walk too slow


9There's always a kid whining or crying


10Too much Frozen


11Fat people everywhere


12People have died


13Perverts


14Urban legends


15It's too expensive


16It's owned by a corrupt, mega-corporation relying heavily on sleezy marketing and phony political statements


17It's nasty there


18They're replacing Paradise Pier with Pixar Pier


19Discriminating against autistic people


20The characters aren't real


21Back then, the costumes looked really creepy


22Rides break down


23They're over-relying on Marvel


24Holiday parties are too expensive there


25The Castle is much shorter and different


26Ride accidents


27There's no Pandora World of Avatar on it like at Disney World


28It's impossible to walk without accidentally photobombing someone's photo


29They're greedy


30They close out attractions to retheme them into Disney movies


31Long line to get to meet a character


32Disney employee spanking kids


33It has scary rides


34The seating and restraints on some attractions may prohibit guests of certain body shapes and sizes from riding


35Pixar stuff everywhere