1Is mayonnaise an instrument?
2It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was so ugly everyone died.
3No, this is Patrick.
5We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!
6I can't see my forehead.
8East? I thought you said Weast!
10Ohhh, the food is in the can!
12Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!
13May I take your hat sir? May I take your haaat sir?
14Are you Squidward... that's ok take your time
15Just do what I do when I have problems'¦..Scream!
16Who you callin a pinhead?
17No! My name's not Rick!
18Could I have everybody's attention?...I have to use the bathroom
20I can't even tell the bathrooms apart!
21Happy Leif Erikson day SpongeBob, Hingadingerdurgen!
22Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.
23Oh yeah? Well which street said that? Was it you?!
24I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life, sir!
26Leedle leedle leedle lee
28The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
30Ahahaha it's a giraffe!
33Its ok Rocky, you can go when you feel like it
34Make mine a chocolate!!
