Top 10 Best Patrick Star Quotes

1Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

2It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was so ugly everyone died.

3No, this is Patrick.

No, this is Patrick.

4It varies.

5We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!

6I can't see my forehead.

7Not until four.

8East? I thought you said Weast!


10Ohhh, the food is in the can!

11I love you

12Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

13May I take your hat sir? May I take your haaat sir?

14Are you Squidward... that's ok take your time

15Just do what I do when I have problems'¦..Scream!

16Who you callin a pinhead?

Who you callin a pinhead?

17No! My name's not Rick!

18Could I have everybody's attention?...I have to use the bathroom

19Just like a genie!

20I can't even tell the bathrooms apart!

21Happy Leif Erikson day SpongeBob, Hingadingerdurgen!

22Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.

23Oh yeah? Well which street said that? Was it you?!

24I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life, sir!

25It's not my wallet.

26Leedle leedle leedle lee

Leedle leedle leedle lee

27Get up get active!

28The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.


30Ahahaha it's a giraffe!



33Its ok Rocky, you can go when you feel like it

34Make mine a chocolate!!

35Hello and goodbye!