1People who have really been raped (will) REMEMBER!!! - CeeLo Green
2I like it when little boys touch me in my silly place. Shhh! - James Gunn
3The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese - Donald Trump
4Muslim brotherhood & planet of the apes had a baby=VJ - Roseanne Barr
5@Rhianna... Chris Brown beat you because you're not pretty enough - Amanda Bynes
6'¦I choose now to live as a gay man - Kevin Spacey
7Perez hilton calld me douchebag so I had my homie shoot up a gay wedding. Wasnt his but still made me feel better - 50 Cent
8If everybody in the world dropped out of school, then we would have an intelligent society - Jaden Smith
9I now believe global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends - Pat Sajak
10I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say. They'll be another one floating by any minute now - Gilbert Gottfried
11Sorry'¦ still calling you Bruce - Drake Bell
12They call it 'climate change', I call it weather - Tomi Lahren
13Anyone wanna buy my Malaysian Airlines frequent flier miles? - Jason Biggs
14Why is that people always understand estimate my intelligents? - Mary J. Blige
15I think this Ebola epidemic is a form of population control - Chris Brown
16I wish I was aloud to use the n word sometimes - Skrillex
17How do you fire Jo Pa? As a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste - Ashton Kutcher
18Not a fun day. I have a stomach bug, oh joy & one of our best friend's is losing his mom - Leann Rimes
