Top 10 Funniest Misheard Lyrics From Metal Songs

1Gimme food, Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side! - Fuel, Metallica

Gimme food, Gimme fries! Gimme salad on the side! - Fuel, Metallica


2Hamster! A Dentist! Hard porn! Steven Seagal! - Wishmaster, Nightwish


3You try to take his balls - Symphony of Destruction, Megadeth


4Masturbate, masturbate, rub your muscle, don't be late! - Halloween, Helloween


5Santa Claus will pee tonight - Neon Knights, Black Sabbath


6Raking the lawn! Raking the lawn! - Breaking the Law, Judas Priest

Raking the lawn! Raking the lawn! - Breaking the Law, Judas Priest


7Fear of the duck, fear of the duck - Fear of the Dark, Iron Maiden


8I like juice, finish your juice, feel the vitamin substance - Rational Gaze, Meshuggah


9I've got B.O., to see the truth - Hallowed Be Thy Name, Iron Maiden


10Anal sex! - Dyer'?s Eve, Metallica


11As I watch Jethro Tull - Ride the Lightning, Metallica


12He's on a man and he moans. She sees the change in him - FullMoon, Sonata Arctica


13My name's Tony. I've got some bacon - Die by the Sword, Slayer


14Harold be thy name - Hallowed Be Thy Name, Iron Maiden


15Watch me fading, I'm losing, all my lipsticks falling into darkness - These Walls, Dream Theater


16People eat bulls**t! - People = S**t, Slipknot


17There's no bread, lemony cake! - Bastille Day, Rush


18F*** this wh**e - Voices, Dream Theater


19Next thing you know, they'll take my dogs away - Holy Wars... The Punishment Due, Megadeth


20Pikachu'?s a virgin! - Psychosocial, Slipknot

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21"Centipede of heaven / God share the eyes of the night" - Stargazers, Nightwish


22Burning hard, seducing queen! - Fuel, Metallica


23Tighten the turkey around your neck - Postmortem, Slayer


24Turn off the garden gnomes! - Fuel, Metallica


25Think of Batman pooping snakes. - You Can Fly, Jud Conlon Chorus and the Mellomen


26Controlling bastard, I'll be your mustard! Mustard! - Master of Puppets, Metallica


27I'm baking a lemon inside you! - Glass Shatters, Disturbed


28Bring me a doughnut to the sauna - Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter, Iron Maiden


29Sparing his life from this warm sausage tea - Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen


30Kill Aquaman - Kill on Command, Vio-Lence


31Dance by the Headcrusher - Headcrusher, Megadeth


32The elder poop has a devil motorcycle for me Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen


33Dreams of dragon's fire and of baked apple pie - Enter Sandman, Metallica


34So let it be written, Celine Dion - Creeping Death, Metallica


35Devastate them, techno prisoners, cremate them - Take No Prisoners, Megadeth