2Pardon, but who just died? It smells like a rotting corpse in here!
3All things must pass
4I may or may not have farted out a rainbow, because I'm a unicorn!
5There goes my lunch from yesterday!
6Oh, smells like I just farted out NyQuil, time to go to sleep!
7He who smelt it, dealt it
8Shut up, Meg
9Will you marry me?
10Speak to me, oh toothless one. Share your wisdom.
11Do you smell cookies?
13Did I just fart and unveil my secret that I am a unicorn? Oh, whoops...
15If you were stuck in there, you'd want out too
17That's gonna itch when it dries
19Little too much choke, I think I flooded it
21I think I farted so loud, the people in China could hear me
22Did that impress you baby?
23Your voice my be deeper, but my breath is better
24Sorry dude I had to let it out
25Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! It smells like hot sick ass in a dead carcass!
27That was your mom!
29That was two turds fighting, one knocked the breath out of the other
31Your voice is changing but your breath's the same
32Oops. I caused an explosion
33I'm sorry, [person's name]
34That isn't me. must be you.
35Wow, sounds like SOMEONE blew a raspberry on a baby's stomach. Or maybe they just dumped.
