1There is a Santa Claus
2We love each of you children equally
3Don't cross your eyes or else they will get stuck
4Don't pee in the pool or a red ring of ink will surround you
5Don't masturbate or you'll go blind
6Don't swallow the seeds or a watermelon tree will grow out of your mouth
7You can't go swimming until an hour after you eat
8Don't swallow your gum. It takes 7 years to digest.
9It won't hurt. I promise
10Video games will rot your brain
12When the ice cream truck plays music, that means it'?s out of ice cream
14You can be anything when you grow up
15This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you
16Roller coasters can distort your face and make you look ugly
17It tastes like candy!
18Cartoons are for little kids
19I was perfect when I was your age
20Kids who don't go to school will grow up to be hobos
21There is an Easter bunny
24Getting teeth pulled doesn't hurt
25I have eyes in the back of my head
26If you dream about the deceased, it means that they want you dead along with them
29The dog went to live on a farm
30Your relatives have a dog that guards the 2nd floor of the house and bites anyone who dares to enters it
31If you eat expired food, you will die
32If bad stuff happens to you on Chinese New Year, you'?ll be cursed for the remainder of the Lunar year
33Amusement rides that go upside down can distort your face
35You need to have clear pee