Reasons Why the United States is Better Than Canada

1Friendlier People


2Justin Bieber Didn't Come From the US


3Prettier Cities


4Better Weather


5More World Top-Ranked Universities


6More Clubs


7America has Donald Trump


8Lower Cost of Living


9USA is Free


10Prettier Women


11Better Music Artists


12More Powerful Military


13Not Dependent on UK


14More McDonald's


15More Sexy Woman


16More Money


17No Justin Trudeau


18More Happiness


19Isn't Politically Correct


20More Sex and Entertainment


21More Conservatives


22More Oil


23Better Leader


24More Interesting Cities and Culture


25Faster Internet


26More Patriotic


27We Have Logic


28Has a Space Program


29Better Football


30More Tourist Attractions


31Less Complicated Government


32Better Accents


33Likes the Native Marine Mammals Better


34More Action


35More Work