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Best Jokes Of All Time
Best Jokes of All Time
1
Good women are found on every corner of the earth but sadly the earth is round!
2
Come to the Darkside... We have cookies!
3
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalogue.
4
Come to the dark side, we have Loki, and cookies
5
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Because there's 20 of them.
6
Mom, I'm on Coke.. [OMG how dare you?] ...and Pepsi!
7
Come to the nerd side... We have pi
8
I know Victoria's secret and it ain't pretty.
9
I know why the lights went out. Because they liked each other.
10
Yo mama so fat, she takes up space
11
What is black and white and red? A sunburned zebra.
12
What do you call a 70s cookie band? OREO Speedwagon.
13
Do you have a PSP? [Yes] Haha, you have a Pretty Small Penis
14
What happens to a Rhinoceros during puberty? He gets horny.
15
What does a television have in common with a rabbit? His ears!
16
What did the crop say to the farmer? Why are you always picking on me?
17
What doesn't get wet when it rains? The ocean.
18
How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 11. One to screw it in and 10 to take 200 photos of it for Facebook.
19
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! To get away from the cook! To prove he's no chicken!
20
Why does Mr. McMahon have to go to heaven? Because he has no chance in hell.
21
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle. They both live underground, except for the eagle.
22
Your mama is so fat she couldn't fit on Earth
23
Yo mama so stupid when she got fired she set herself on fire.
24
Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier
25
What's green and dangerous? A frog with a gun
26
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should have been here at 8:30!" The guy replies, "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
27
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
28
How do spirits keep fit? They exorcise.
29
What did the digital clock say to its mom? Look Mom, no hands.
30
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
31
The only thing school is teaching me is texting without looking
32
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
33
Why did the chicken cross the road? You didn't cook it.
34
How do you stop a rhino from charging? You take away his credit card!
35
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? Give me my quarterback!
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Created: May 14, 2024
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Humor