Best Gravity Falls Quotes

1You can't force someone to love you. The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving. - Dipper


2Reality is just a illusion and the universe is a hologram - Bill Cipher


3Schembulock! - Schembulock


4If you're a side character, you get eaten in the first 5 minutes of the movie. Dude, am I a side character?! - Soos


5When there's no cops around, anything's legal! - Stan


6Homework is wack and so are rules tucking in your shirts for fools - Rapper


7Disco Girl... Coming through... That girl in you - Dipper


8For tonight's final illusion we have the incredible sack of mystery. When you put your money in it, it mysteriously disappears - Stan


9Who'd you like to buy the Stan-Vac vacuum? It sucks more than anything! - Stan


10Studies show owning a ladder is more dangerous that a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, just in case some fool tries to sneak in here with a ladder. - Stan


11Dipper would. - Mabel


12Void where prohibited no C.O.D.s accepted. Carla I've always loved you but I've never had the guts to say it - News Reporter


13Don't you know what it's like to fall for someone. Even though you know in your heart that it'll probably never work out? But you'd do anything for that person? - Mabel Pines


14Known for their pale skin and bad attitudes these creatures are often mistaken for... Teenagers - Dipper


15Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bedazzled my face! - Mabel


16Hey, wanna hear a joke? Okay, here goes. My ex-wife still misses me...but her aim is gettin' better! - Stan


17It's funny how dumb you are! - Bill Cipher


18I can buy and sell you old man! - Gideon


19I've seen some pretty amazing things this summer. But nothing as amazing as you and your sister. - Wendy


20You're scared. Of growing up. And who could blame you; I'm scared, too. - Dipper


21Hey dude! Ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one by one - Soos


22Everybody's touching everything! - Dipper


23This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme. Welcome, one and all, to weirdmageddon! - Bill Cipher


24Okay my original plan was to tape together a bunch of fishsticks to make a prosthetic pair of people legs - Mabel


25Dude, I made us some victory nachos. Don't worry, I only ate a third of them. Nah, half of them. Just kidding, I ate all of 'em! - Soos


26I'm legalizing everything - Mabel


27Yay! Grass! - Mabel


28The future is in the past. Onwards Aoshima! - Mabel


29Calendars, mugs, t-shirts, and more! They've got it all at the copier store! That's not their slogan...I just really feel that way about the copier store. - Soos


30Grunkle Stan, I trust you - Mabel


31...and he should be out of your probably fake blonde hair. - Dipper


32Princess Unattainable beckons you - Ford


33Okay, so I was just opening random doors - because I'm a creep - Mabel


34We put the fun in no refund - Stan


35Human soda, I'm gonna drink it like a person - Bill