1You can't force someone to love you. The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving. - Dipper
2Reality is just a illusion and the universe is a hologram - Bill Cipher
3Schembulock! - Schembulock
4If you're a side character, you get eaten in the first 5 minutes of the movie. Dude, am I a side character?! - Soos
5When there's no cops around, anything's legal! - Stan
6Homework is wack and so are rules tucking in your shirts for fools - Rapper
7Disco Girl... Coming through... That girl in you - Dipper
8For tonight's final illusion we have the incredible sack of mystery. When you put your money in it, it mysteriously disappears - Stan
9Who'd you like to buy the Stan-Vac vacuum? It sucks more than anything! - Stan
10Studies show owning a ladder is more dangerous that a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, just in case some fool tries to sneak in here with a ladder. - Stan
11Dipper would. - Mabel
12Void where prohibited no C.O.D.s accepted. Carla I've always loved you but I've never had the guts to say it - News Reporter
13Don't you know what it's like to fall for someone. Even though you know in your heart that it'll probably never work out? But you'd do anything for that person? - Mabel Pines
14Known for their pale skin and bad attitudes these creatures are often mistaken for... Teenagers - Dipper
15Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bedazzled my face! - Mabel
16Hey, wanna hear a joke? Okay, here goes. My ex-wife still misses me...but her aim is gettin' better! - Stan
17It's funny how dumb you are! - Bill Cipher
18I can buy and sell you old man! - Gideon
19I've seen some pretty amazing things this summer. But nothing as amazing as you and your sister. - Wendy
20You're scared. Of growing up. And who could blame you; I'm scared, too. - Dipper
21Hey dude! Ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one by one - Soos
22Everybody's touching everything! - Dipper
23This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme. Welcome, one and all, to weirdmageddon! - Bill Cipher
24Okay my original plan was to tape together a bunch of fishsticks to make a prosthetic pair of people legs - Mabel
25Dude, I made us some victory nachos. Don't worry, I only ate a third of them. Nah, half of them. Just kidding, I ate all of 'em! - Soos
26I'm legalizing everything - Mabel
27Yay! Grass! - Mabel
28The future is in the past. Onwards Aoshima! - Mabel
29Calendars, mugs, t-shirts, and more! They've got it all at the copier store! That's not their slogan...I just really feel that way about the copier store. - Soos
30Grunkle Stan, I trust you - Mabel
31...and he should be out of your probably fake blonde hair. - Dipper
32Princess Unattainable beckons you - Ford
33Okay, so I was just opening random doors - because I'm a creep - Mabel
34We put the fun in no refund - Stan
35Human soda, I'm gonna drink it like a person - Bill