1They still make you call them "Mommy" and "Daddy," and yell at you for trying to call them Mom and Dad, even when you are 13.
2Not being near people with a different gender
3No friends allowed
4Even if you are allowed to have friends, no socializing outside of school
5Be at school 20 minutes early, and your mom must stay with you until you reach your classroom
6No staying up at all, even 1 minute, even on weekends, even during summer
7You aren't allowed to watch PG-13 movies, even when you are older than 13.
8No talking to friends after school, even if your parents are reluctant to leave.
9They clean your room constantly, even if it is already clean
10They won't let you wear certain clothes
11They won't let you play violent video games
12They won't let you watch certain videos on YouTube
13They overreact when you touch something dirty
14They make you feel a lot younger than your classmates
15They won't let you do chores, even if you want to, because they don't trust you with the money they know they will have to pay you.
16They won't let you be yourself
17They think that eating more healthy food can cause health problems
18They are superstitious
19They confine you in the house all the time
20They won't let you watch "violent" or "weird" shows/animes
21They won't explain properly
22They think that being outdoors for 1 second will lead to a bad sunburn
23They won't let you spend the night at friend's houses
24They always want to know about your friends
25They don't let you have a social life
26They think that you can be the victim of anything
27They think that you are too stupid to know basic safety rules and constantly remind you about them
28They won't let you go places by yourself
29They treat everything wrong you do like it's the end of the world
30They double and triple check to see if anything's locked, off, or may have been forgotten before leaving the house
31They constantly clean the house
32They always ask about your school life
33They say too much of something is bad for you
34They won't let you carpool with relatives
35They think that every toy can be dangerous
