1SpongeBob�and his friends are the result of nuclear testing
2The main characters represent the seven deadly sins
3SpongeBob�is a prodigy
4Spongebob is a mutated, adopted, kitchen sponge
5Sandy can breathe underwater for a short period of time
6SpongeBob�and friend's are druggies
7Squidward's Suicide is a real episode
8Bikini bottom is a bikini bottom
10Krabby patties are made from Pearl's mother and she's next
11SpongeBob�and his friends are dead children
12Patrick acts stupid on purpose
13Squidward is a former serial killer
15In "SB29", Squidward dies
16Mr. Krabs is a cannibal
17Patrick has hundreds of personalities living in his brain with varying levels of intelligence that he is constantly switching between without his knowledge as his brain constantly splits just like starfish do
18Squidward's nose Is a penis
19Patrick is secretly a sociopath
20Squidward is SpongeBob'?s guardian
21Spongebob has an eyewatering problem.
22Gary the Snail is a 4D alien god that was a dolphin god rejected by the Illuminati and forced to live his life as a 2.5D gastropod mollusk
24Mr. Krabs killed all the crabs
26Slingshot died in season 4
27Krabby patties are made of vegan meat
