Top Ten Ways You Know You Are Getting Old

1can't read anymore without reading glasses

can


2you disapprove of the clothing young people wear, and their music, too

you disapprove of the clothing young people wear, and their music, too


3someone calls you ma'am or sir


4your hair starts going white


5you are stunned when a young person says Who are the Beatles?

you are stunned when a young person says Who are the Beatles?


6Need to start using a cane


7you wish you had not thrown out your old toys, clothes, etc. as they are now worth billions of dollars

you wish you had not thrown out your old toys, clothes, etc. as they are now worth billions of dollars


8when your parents die

when your parents die


9you move to Florida

you move to Florida


10the doctor/police officer/etc. look too young to be qualified to do these jobs


11you are done for the night by 10 pm at the latest


12there are too many new-fangled devices to learn how to use

there are too many new-fangled devices to learn how to use


13Your back goes out more than you do


14You can't remember what you said to someone yesterday, but you can remember television commercial jingles from 1960


15You get in a lot of pain recently

You get in a lot of pain recently


16Someone calls you an old fart!


17(for women) you find yourself shopping at Talbot's instead of Banana Republic (or the Limited, or some store like that)


18When you think you remember what sex was

When you think you remember what sex was


19You remember Tom and Jerry coming out in the 40s but don't remember the Wii U coming out


20you're still tired even though you've slept 12 hours


21you get excited about tea

you get excited about tea


22When you call 20/30 somethings Kids


23You think Betty White is sexy

You think Betty White is sexy


24your pants start to rise to your armpits


25You enjoy I Love Lucy

You enjoy I Love Lucy


26You can't tell the difference between your son and your potted plant


27You personally knew Pablo Picasso

You personally knew Pablo Picasso


28You forget things often


29when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places


30When you stop waving goodbye but, the top of your arm carries on.


31The Candles Cost More than the cake

The Candles Cost More than the cake


32You can't hear people


33You get angry more easily


34You lose your sense of smell


35you are glad you can hand the grandchildren back over to their parents