Top Ten Things Not All British People Actually Do

1Have posh accents


2Dislike golf


3Be wealthy


4Drink tea


5Have large teeth


6Eat cucumber sandwiches


7Be charming (men)


8Drive Mini Coopers with British flags on the roof


9Wear knitted wooly jumpers


10Be fitness enthusiasts with a Cockney accent


11Be movie villains


12Smoke pipes


13Eat crumpets


14Live in London


15Agree with Brexit


16Eat fish & chips


17Dislike France


18Be proud of the Empire


19Eat jellied eels


20Eat Pie & Mash


21Discuss the weather


22Have a Cockney accent


23Have a Londoner accent


24Talk to dogs


25Avoid talking to strangers