Top Ten Things Metallica Has Done to Let Their Fans Down
1Collaborate with Lou Reed to Make Lulu
2Put Out Bad Albums
3Not Have Guitar Solos for St. Anger
4Sue Their Fans with the Napster Crap
5Poor Studio Production
6Mute the Bass On ...And Justice for All
7Make 3/4 of Load and 1/4 of Reload Sound Like 1 Album
8Abandon Thrash Metal
9Make a Video for "One"
10Collaborate with Ja Rule
11Make Load as an Album
12Cut Their Long Hair
13Use Weird Snare Drum on St. Anger
14Let Lars Ulrich Become Their Drummer
15Collaborate with Lady Gaga
