Top Ten Funniest Things to Say When You Fall on the Floor

1Finland!


2Stupid banana!


3Hi, little ant!


4Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!


5When your legs don't work like they used to before


6The floor is...cold


7Gravity check... It's working!


8Ouch...


9Look at the stars!


10I had so much to live for


11Son of a bitch


12I'm OK


13Get up, come on get down with the sickness!


14Help! I'm drowning in the floor!


15Oh no! I fell down!


16This is worse than a pie in the face!


17I'm just hugging the floor... Don't mind me


18Allahu akbar!


19What does the floor have against me?!


20Another happy landing


21Damn it


22Frick!


23Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory!


24It's been a long time since I last possessed a human


25Let the bodies hit the floor!


26Avenge me!


27I meant to do that


28Quick! Gimme whipped cream!


29Down goes Frazier


30I think I broke a butt cheek


31Oh my God


32This is how John fell the other day.....


33Hey I couldn't find the toilet paper. Is it ok if I use the floor to wipe my butt?


34You missed a spot


35Burma!