Top Ten Alternative Jobs for Donald Trump
1Mental Therapist
2Marriage Counselor
3Catholic Priest
4Underwear Model
5Kindergarten Teacher
6Clown
7Lawyer
8Gynecologist
9Pit Toilet Cleaner
10Jack-o-Lantern Model
11Hostage Negotiator
12A McDonald's Burger Flipper
13Medusa's Eye Doctor
14Rapper
15Cat Food Taster
16Police Officer
17Septic Tank Cleaner
18Elephant clean up crew member
19Sewer Cleaner
20Stripper
21Comedian
22Middle School Bus Driver
23Toilet Cleaner
24Janitor
