Top 10 Worst Ways to Try to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

1Curse at the Cop


2Pretend You Know Magic


3Warn the Cop That You Just Farted


4Pretend You Are Drunk


5Wave a Weapon


6Show Your Boobs


7Scream: "Don't you know who I am?!"


8Fake Instant Death


9Refuse to Give Over Documentation


10Tell Them You Are Their Boss


11Start Name Dropping


12Put on a Mask or Costume


13Talk In a Jar Jar Binks Voice


14Speed Away as Fast as Possible


15Destroy Your Vehicle, Eliminating All Evidence


16Try to Kill Them


17Play Violent Music as Loud as You Can


18Give the Cops the Finger


19Politely Apologize


20Force-Feed Them a Donut


21Commit Suicide


22Run Away


23Give the Cops Drugs


24Try to Hook Up with Them