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Top 10 Worst Ways To Try To Get Out Of A Speeding Ticket
Top 10 Worst Ways to Try to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket
1
Curse at the Cop
2
Pretend You Know Magic
3
Warn the Cop That You Just Farted
4
Pretend You Are Drunk
5
Wave a Weapon
6
Show Your Boobs
7
Scream: "Don't you know who I am?!"
8
Fake Instant Death
9
Refuse to Give Over Documentation
10
Tell Them You Are Their Boss
11
Start Name Dropping
12
Put on a Mask or Costume
13
Talk In a Jar Jar Binks Voice
14
Speed Away as Fast as Possible
15
Destroy Your Vehicle, Eliminating All Evidence
16
Try to Kill Them
17
Play Violent Music as Loud as You Can
18
Give the Cops the Finger
19
Politely Apologize
20
Force-Feed Them a Donut
21
Commit Suicide
22
Run Away
23
Give the Cops Drugs
24
Try to Hook Up with Them
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Created: May 14, 2024
Topic:
Humor