1Your parents are grains of sand disguised as humans that worship magic coffee tables
2Walls are watching you, and are secretly part of the Illuminati
3Cats are planning the apocalypse by making it rain cheese
4Everyone on TheTopTens are secretly part of an evil organisation and are plotting against you
5The dictionary was invented by aliens in order to make us understand their language
6Everyone is actually hollow and their skin is made of ketchup
7Your entire life was staged by McDonald's and you were born a second ago
8Water is actually the blood of a sacred sandwich in the sky
9Cobwebs are portals into another dimension and spiders are the gatekeepers
10Justin Bieber is part of the Illuminati
11We're in a video game called The Game of Life
13Justin Bieber's "music" is the real Devil's music
14Switzerland is planning to take over the world by mind controlling people with its Swiss chocolate
15Justin Bieber's music is played on the radio so that humanity can be emotionally monitored
16Dogs are actually carnivore-butterflies with bizarrely mutated bodies
17The moon is made of sugar and if you eat a handful of it, you will get a superpower
18Florida screws up so many things because it is shaped like a penis
20Tiredness is when your head gets replaced by a giant baguette in another reality
21Lions have the power to change into Elmo's potty time books
22Pancakes are actually frozen acid blocks cut into circles and painted in light brown/orangish-brown
23Alligators are actually Martians who came to earth to teach us boxing
24Cats are genetically mutated humans who will one day turn back to humans and turn us to cats and we will be pets
25There is a land south of Antarctica that has dragons
26John Lennon and Britney Spears are secretly the same person
27TheTopTens doesn't exist
28Ketchup comes from ostriches
29Peanut butter comes from jellyfish
30Jay Z is a time traveling vampire
31Satanic messages hidden in rock songs when played backwards
32Area 51 does not contain aliens
