Top 10 Funniest Conspiracy Theories that Don't Exist

1Your parents are grains of sand disguised as humans that worship magic coffee tables

Your parents are grains of sand disguised as humans that worship magic coffee tables


2Walls are watching you, and are secretly part of the Illuminati

Walls are watching you, and are secretly part of the Illuminati


3Cats are planning the apocalypse by making it rain cheese

Cats are planning the apocalypse by making it rain cheese


4Everyone on TheTopTens are secretly part of an evil organisation and are plotting against you


5The dictionary was invented by aliens in order to make us understand their language

The dictionary was invented by aliens in order to make us understand their language


6Everyone is actually hollow and their skin is made of ketchup


7Your entire life was staged by McDonald's and you were born a second ago


8Water is actually the blood of a sacred sandwich in the sky

Water is actually the blood of a sacred sandwich in the sky


9Cobwebs are portals into another dimension and spiders are the gatekeepers

Cobwebs are portals into another dimension and spiders are the gatekeepers


10Justin Bieber is part of the Illuminati


11We'?re in a video game called The Game of Life


12Trump did 9/11


13Justin Bieber's "music" is the real Devil's music


14Switzerland is planning to take over the world by mind controlling people with its Swiss chocolate

Switzerland is planning to take over the world by mind controlling people with its Swiss chocolate


15Justin Bieber's music is played on the radio so that humanity can be emotionally monitored


16Dogs are actually carnivore-butterflies with bizarrely mutated bodies


17The moon is made of sugar and if you eat a handful of it, you will get a superpower


18Florida screws up so many things because it is shaped like a penis


19Caillou is bisexual


20Tiredness is when your head gets replaced by a giant baguette in another reality


21Lions have the power to change into Elmo's potty time books


22Pancakes are actually frozen acid blocks cut into circles and painted in light brown/orangish-brown


23Alligators are actually Martians who came to earth to teach us boxing


24Cats are genetically mutated humans who will one day turn back to humans and turn us to cats and we will be pets


25There is a land south of Antarctica that has dragons


26John Lennon and Britney Spears are secretly the same person


27TheTopTens doesn't exist


28Ketchup comes from ostriches


29Peanut butter comes from jellyfish


30Jay Z is a time traveling vampire


31Satanic messages hidden in rock songs when played backwards


32Area 51 does not contain aliens