Top 10 Funniest and Most Embarrassing Typos Ever Made

1In the first Bible printed in English: "Thou shalt commit adultery" (leaving out "not")


2On shopping receipt: "Penis Butter Snickers: $0.99"


3Sign: "Shoplifters shall be prostituted"


4In News Report: "Firefighters to deal with not just the fire with people in the middle of the road ejaculating"


5Children's Sports Day Report: "Congratulations to our homerun Hitler!"


6The University of Texas commencement listing for graduates of the "Lyndon Baines Johnson School of Pubic Affairs"


7On child's drawing: "Greetings, I am Buzz Lightyear. I c** in pies."

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8In Newspaper: "PM in bed with co-ed" (cold)


9Road Sign: "Stop! Heavy erection is going on!"


10In children's soft play area: "15:00-18:00 for pubic access"


11Sports report: "Bismarck scored three unanswered girls in the third period"


12In child's version of Snow White: "Snow White was the fartiest of them all"


13In book: "I bet this building goes from the twelfth to the fourteen floor."


14McDonald's sign: "Try the new anus pounder"


15In Chemistry Textbook: "To form a polyphenyl molecule, the monomer must count the penile functional group"


16U.S. Version of Total Drama Island: "How does it feel to so much?"


17On website: "Good wuck!"


18Seen on a message: "you are fartastic"


19Necklace charm: "whit love"


20At awards show: "And the award for best album goes to Kayne West!"


21Sign: "ENGLISH IS OUR LANGUAGE NO EXCETIONS"


22How to fix a c(l)ock


23On a text message, someone couldn't type milk correctly, so they typed "Cow juice."


24News Report: "Large Hardon Collider Breaks Energy Record"


25Tweet: "I love the smell of incest"


26Medallion seen on Consumer Reports: "I love you today, tomorow, and forever."