2Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and replace 'dog' with 'son.' - Lionel Hutz
3Me fail English? That's unpossible! - Ralph Wiggum
4I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. - Homer Simpson
5Just once, I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.' - Homer Simpson
6Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff. - Moe Szyslak
7Ow, look at me, Marge, I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!... By the way, I was being sarcastic... - Homer Simpson
8Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! - Ralph Wiggum
9I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems scary and weird. It'll happen to you. - Abe Simpson
10Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me. [P.O. Worker: Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?] I don't know... - Homer Simpson
11Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys! - Groundskeeper Willie
12You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel. - Homer Simpson, when on the phone
13They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing... Oh, there they go. - Otto the Bus Driver
14That's where I saw the leprechaun... He told me to burn things. - Ralph Wiggum
15I don't hate your mother, Marge. I just wouldn't be sad if she died. - Homer Simpson
16I bent my Wookiee. - Ralph Wiggum
17To alcohol! The cause of - and the solution to - all life's problems! - Homer Simpson
18Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by 'true', I mean 'false'. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.
19Look! I'm a unitard! - Ralph Wiggum, dressed as a unicorn
20This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. - Ralph Wiggum
21I sleep in a race car bed, do you? - Kirk Van Houten
22I am the lizard queen! - Lisa Simpson
23I choo-choo-choose you. - Ralph Wiggum
24How come things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me? - Homer Simpson
25English, who needs that? I'm never going to England. - Homer Simpson
26My eyes! The goggles do nothing! - Rainier Wolfcastle
27We are just slowly dying. - Homer Simpson
28Ha-ha! - Nelson
29Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as... - Troy McClure
30Eat my shorts! - Bart Simpson
31Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that. - Homer Simpson
32Back in Edinburgh, we had a coal miners' strike. All we wanted were hats with a wee light on top. Then one day the mine collapsed. No one made it out alive, not even Willie! - Groundskeeper Willie
33I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. - Homer Simpson
34If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
35Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, like Englishmen and Scots, Welshmen and Scots, or Japanese and Scots, or Scots and Scots. Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland! - Groundskeeper Willie